You know, that day where we take all of our "found moments" from the last four years and stick them together to magically make one whole day out of them? Who says you can't make up time! We control the vertical and we control the horizontal!And thru theoretical physics we, um, "know", that Gravity Slows Time*, so Happy the Dog here, in his leap away from Earth, is actually growing older slower than he would on the Earth's surface, hence why he looks so young and Happy! So this leap year thing is actually a good thing in more than one dimension! Now I just have to find my Quantum Leap (tm) watch, so I can reset it. Okay, if two trains with twin Happys are leaving Newark at 3PM...
*Awesome that our whole reality is based on something so bizarre
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What are you talking about? You know Happy would NEVER get on a train. It would be more likely that two trains left Newark with twin Happys chasing them while barking uncontrollably.
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