Somebody get the giant emergency tongue-depressor out on that ice, stat!Naw wy tan't tawk tuz eye dot a bihg tungdeeplesser im eye mowt. Ptooh. Dere. Gak.
Emergency use only please, no surfing, snow-boarding, trying to bat snowballs or hitting each other in the head with it.
I'm calling this a Ponderosa Pine because in the west it is known as the Western Yellow Pine, and is the most common conifer in North America. It isn't exactly the definative "evergreen", but at least it lent some color to an extremely drab, flat, almost monochrome winter's day.
I'm outta here!
Seeya at the Spring Break Party, suck-ers!