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February 13, 2008

Brain! Brain! Want Brain!

That's right folks, just shake up the Magic Longfellow Dressed as Socrates Snow Globe, tip him upside down and he'll tell your fortune, answer life's questions, and make difficult decisions!

Okay, my turn here I go.
"Will I become a rich & famous photographer...?"
Shake-a, shake-a... blorp.
Waiting for the answer to come thru the purple juice....
Waiting, waiting...
Tappa, tappa, clink. "Ask again later..."

Oh Man! And I thought Socrates got persecuted for telling the truth! Hmmm. Maybe it's bad and he's trying to protect me because he doesn't want to have to lie about it. Well, there's only one way outta this...

Ouija Board!!!

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