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December 2nd, 2008 - Late Job Opportunities Edition

I'm on the listserve for the State of Minnesota jobs database, and every once in a while something interesting comes down the pipe.
An email announcing an opening for a "GENETICIST" just arrived, also known as a "GENETIC COUNSELOR" (and I'm not making that up...)
Not that fiction can outdo fact, but I thought I would spice up the copy a little...
Job Classification: GENETICIST
Job Class Option: G19 State Employee, Nutty Professor
Working Titles: Genetic Counselor, God
Salary Range: $ 25.51-$ 37.93 hourly, $ 53,265-$ 79,198 annually, with the option of ignominy for eternity
Location: St. Paul, in a spooky, yet sterile mansion at the top of Ramsey Hill, with the best lightning rod access
Hiring Agency: State Health Department
Who May Apply: Open to all qualified job seekers and creative resume writers 
Employment Conditions: Permanent, Full-time - unless you screw up, in which case you will probably be killed and eaten by one of your own creations on Mutation Island
Desired Abilities: Able to undo "things that have gone horribly wrong", working long hours, fun sense of humor
Posting Number: 08HEAL000465 
Closing Date: 12/31/2008 
Good Luck!

and by the way, WE SPARED NO EXPENSE

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