The coming of spring meant the end for the mutant forced-bulb crowd, but as evil and mean-spirited as they turned near the end, they tried to bring down our mild-mannered hero along with their own sagging foliage.
But, Super-hero that he is and of course with the help of his trained turtle, Shelley, they were able to persevere and dominate the rag-tag army of out of season bulbids, thru dogged determination, true grit, and against all odds.
Computer generated age-regression
He would go on to meet an affluent Valley-girl left in the abandoned station's rest room after her parents mistook it for a working Chevron.
They fall in love, but realize they have their own destinies to fulfill, yadda, yadda. But there's trouble afoot when Alec Guinness tells young Cletus not to mess with a darkly mysterious foreign car he found in the desert. But of course, he doesn't listen. At least there is a 10% chance that this all won't happen...