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November 24, 2008 - Cheesy Diety

"This product is meant for educational purposes only.
Any resemblance to a young James Brolin, 
Michael Landon, or mullet-cut non-celebrity, living, dead or 
immortal, is purely coincidental.
Void where prohibited. Use only as directed. 
No other warranty is expressed nor 
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or 
heavy equipment. 
May be too intense for some viewers. 
For religious use only.
If condition persists, consult your physician.  
Subject to change without notice. 
Simulated picture. Breaking seal constitutes 
acceptance of agreement. 
As seen on TV. One size fits all.  Contains a 
substaintial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. 
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.  
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental 
or consequential damages resulting 
from any defect, error or failure to perform. 
At participating locations only.
Not the Beatles. Substantial penalty for early 
withdrawal. Avoid contact with skin. 
Sanitized for your protection. 
Sign here without admitting guilt. 
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.  
Employees and their families are not eligible. 
Contestants have been briefed on some of 
the questions before the show.  
Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt 
You must be present to win. 
Use only in well-ventilated area.   
Keep away from fire or flame. 
Replace with same type.  Approved for veterans. 
Some equipment shown is optional.  
Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. 
Not recommended for young children. 
Reproduction strictly prohibited.  
No alcohol, dogs, or horses. 
This notice supersedes all previous notices."

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