Mucha Lucha!

The Lords of Gelatin don Mexican wrestling masks and come off the top rope to put a chokehold on your child's nutrition! Caramba!
With a character called Zapatas de ratos! (Rat Shoes?) how can your child resist it in lunchbox, baggie-backpocket, shoulder-holster, or studded steel-toe boot.
From your amigos a El Betty Croker. Caliente!

Fat-Free Half & Half

So which side is fat-free and which side is half the fat?
Um, I understood there would be no math...
At least there is no refridgeration needed. That's because it's fat-free!